wonderful world

I woke up this morning
no rising sun to smile to
but a janitor banging the pavement
with a razor sharp spade

I went to the bathroom
to brush my teeth
as from time to time one has to brush away
all the swear words out of the mouth
but there was no water running

I wanted to eat breakfast insdead
opened the fridge
to find out that all the food
was covered in white mould

I decided to go back to bed
at least there I feel safe
but to my surprise
bed was not there
it decided to run away
on its caterpillar feet

I thought to myself
what a wonderful world