Would you?

What would you say
if I asked if I may
introduce you to the Pope?
You won't scream, I hope,
nor shout or jolly smile?

Would it be an epic fail
if a straight guy like me
told you that he can see
elephants walking down the street
while the lovers greet?

Would you consider me a freak
if I played a little trick
and show you the prestige after;
would I still hear your laughter
and the sparks in your eyes see
while i bend on my knee?

Would you call me a dumb
if I said that a sea did I swum
just to see your precious smile
for a short little while
and return to my place of slumber
in deep sadness moving lumber?

Would you like me to bring you flowers
and stare in your eyes for hours,
bring you the dessert
and never let you hurt?